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Kid Dynamite Poster by Mickey Duzyj

• 4 color offset poster on glossy poster stock
• 21.5" x 15.5"
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Tecmo Bo Hoodie

Tecmo Bowl is the one that started it all. Discounting Pong, this was one of the first and most popular sports games… and you knew that No Mas was gonna bust this influence sooner or later. Being the true nerds that they are, these guys don't forget that Super Bowl was really all about Bo Jackson- possibly the strongest video game athlete of all time. Really simple, unadorned graphics make this another slick job. Medium-thick hoody with just the hash marks on the back.
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Steel Curtain Shorts

No Mas creates gym shorts homage to the Steelers of the 1970s, back when they rans hit like the Patriots did this decade, or the Cowboys did the 90s. Nylon mesh construction, also features an elastic waistband with drawstring.


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Sport Shorts

Comfy nylon shorts from No Mas. Features an elastic waist, with a drawstring in the front.

Fabric: 100% Nylon
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Binion's Shorts

Comfy nylon shorts from No Mas. These pay tribute Binion's Horseshoe Casino, one of the famous hotels from Vegas' grimier days. Features an elastic waist, with a drawstring in the front.

Fabric: 100% Nylon
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Big Red Machine Shorts

Comfy nylon shorts from No Mas. These pay tribute to the famed Big Red Machine, aka the Cincinati Reds, who dominated the league from 1970 to 1976. Features an elastic waist, with a drawstring in the front.

Fabric: 100% Nylon
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No Mas Cap - Navy

No Mas flips the Yankees logo and makes it their own. On the inside they snuck in their slogan, "The Thrill Of Victory, The Ecstasy Of Defeat." Adjustable band in the back.
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No Mas Cap - Blue

No Mas flips the Yankees logo and makes it their own. On the inside they snuck in their slogan, "The Thrill Of Victory, The Ecstasy Of Defeat." Adjustable band in the back.
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Tyson vs. Givens Hoodie

Straight out of the "oh snap!" department! Tyson's ill-fated matrimony gets memorialized here. The letters are sewn on, not screened, so it's definitely all quality here.

Fit: Slim
Fabric: 100% Cotton
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Keep The Dodgers In Brooklyn Hoodie

This is the hoodie version of No Mas' super popular "Keep The Dodgers In Brooklyn" design. On the front you've got the year they left, and then of course the big design on the back. The letters are all sewn on, no cheap silscreening here.

Fit: Slim
Fabric: 100% Cotton
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New York Tricks Shirt

No Mas knows just as well as all of us other New Yorkers that the Knicks have been disappointing, to say the least, for the last decade or so. Every time we think something good is happening to the team, it turns out we've been tricked into another pile of bullshit. Cross your fingers for Lebron in 2010!

Fit: Slim
Fabric: 100% Cotton
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Cyclistes Shirt

UCI (Union Cycliste Internationale) organizes the annual cycling world championships, and have been doing so since they held their first track cycling championships in Chicago in 1893. No Mas says this logo came from a program for the UCI track and road championships, which were both held in France in 1964.

Fit: Slim
Fabric: 100% Cotton
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Rubin "Hurricane" Carter Shirt

This one is a special shout out to Rubin "Hurricane" Carter, who, despite his accomplishments in the ring, is mostly remembered for being convicted of a triple homicide, only to be acquitted and freed later. If you're not a sports person, you may know him as the guy Bob Dylan's "The Hurricane" is about.

Fit: Slim
Fabric: 100% Cotton
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Crenshaw Shirt

Back in the day, LA's Crenshaw High School had a mean ass basketball team, featuring among others Darryl Strawberry and Chris Brown. The team that featured Strawberry went all the way to the state finals, but lost to a Granada Hills team that featured John Elway!

Fit: Slim
Fabric: 100% Cototn
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Greatful Red Shirt

No Mas' tribute to former Celtics player Bill Walton, who has allegedly attended over 650 Dead shows in his lifetime. Fun fact: Walton gave a Celtics jacket to Mickey Hart, and you can see him wearing that jacket in the video for "Touch Of Grey."

Fit: Slim
Fabric: 100% Cotton
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I Make A Beautiful Dollar Shirt

Part of a collaboration between No Mas and watercolor artist David Rathman, this one (titled "I Make A Beautiful Dollar") features an interpretation of the famous Ali/Frazier bout.

Fit: Slim
Fabric: 100% Cotton
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Car Crash Shirt

Part of a collaboration between No Mas and watercolor artist David Rathman, this one (titled "Into Your Arms") features a print of an airborne stock car.

Fit: Slim
Fabric: 100% Cotton
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Theodore Racing Shirt

So the story here is that in the 70s this really rich Chinese dude named Teddy Yip started up a racing team because he had way too much time and money on his hands. He spent loads of cash on F1 cars and poured everything into his team. Only problem was that the team was awful, and only scored 2 points (if you're not an F1 head, that's not a lot) during their entire racing career. This logo is pretty much the best thing they ever did, and it's been reproduced for you here on these nice shirts from No Mas. You're welcome.

Fit: Slim
Fabric: 100% Cotton
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Shoeless Joe Jackson Shirt

For those who don't know, Shoeless Joe (along with 7 other players) was accused of throwing the series when the Chicago Blacksocks unexpectedly lost to the Cincinati Reds in the 1919 World Series. He always claimed he was innocent, and Congress even passed a motion that celebrated his career and cleared him of wrong doing. Too bad Congress doesn't have shit to do with baseball. To this day he's still on the ineligible list, and cannot be elected to the hall of fame until he is taken off that list. Now that we've elected Barack Obama this is probably the next best cause you can fight for.

Fit: Slim
Fabric: 100% Cotton
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No Guts No Glory Shirt

No Mas would like to take this opportunity to remind you that when it comes to ski jumping, you must go big or go home.

Fit: Slim
Fabric: 100% Cotton
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Reggie Bar Shirt

The Reggie Bar was a candy that was handed out on opening day at Yankee Stadium in 1978. When Reggie hit a home run in that game everyone threw their Reggie Bars on the field, and Reggie got all upset because he thought that no one liked the candy bar. Also features Jackson's #44 on the back.

Fit: Slim
Fabric: 100% Cotton
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Bo Can't Rap Shirt

A play on Bo Jackson's unforgettable Nike campaign. METALLIC SILVER print.
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Maxie Rosenbloom Shirt

Maxie Rosenbloom was the light-heavyweight champion of the world from 1932-34. Often called "Slapsie" for his open-handed punches, he was also known for his lovable punch-drunkenness outside of the ring(And with 299 pro fights under his belt, its no surprise where he got his character from). This shirt is a replica of the art from the diner he opened on Beverly Boulevard after he left the ring. Every shirt also comes with a trading card with a bio and a vintage picture of the featured athlete.

fit: slim, american apparel style
fabric: soft, thin cotton body w/ vintage feel
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Night Game Shirt

Night Game, that's when I be peeking at hot girls on Myspace. Just kidding - It's No Mas fool! So you know it's all about sports. The night game they're referring to is the inaugural lights that turned on in June 15th 1938, for the first night game at Ebbets Field in Brooklyn. Before that, baseball was mainly a day game. Although, the lights were a big part of the attraction that night, what will forever be remembered was Cincinatti pitcher Johnny Vander Meer's performance who threw his second consecutive no-hitter that night. The shirt tributes by recreating the graphic from the ticket stub. Every shirt also comes with a trading card with a background on the shirt graphic and a vintage photo.

fit: slim, american apparel style
fabric: soft, thin cotton body w/ vintage feel
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No Mas Crest Shirt

New Crest logo shirts from No Mas. Love the throwback design on these with their slogan "The Thrill Of Victory and The Ecstasy Of Defeat" circling the perimeter. Also comes with trading card for with their mission statement and a picture of the crest in navy and gold. It's a future classic.

fit: slim, american apparel style
fabric: soft, thin cotton body w/ vintage feel

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El Score Shirt

Supposively there is a legendary place in Havana's Central Park known as "The Hot Corner" where Cuban men gather to have escalated debates on the central sporting passion of their country, Baseball. This shirt commemorates one of their most trustworthy weapons, a copy of the baseball publication, El Score. Here it is pressed in its original font, sure to provide an air of nostalgia for any of "The Hot Corner's" dedicated participants. Every shirt also comes with a trading card with a background on the shirt graphic and a vintage photo.

fit: slim, american apparel style
fabric: soft, thin cotton body w/ vintage feel
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Boom Boom Ceasars Shirt

The tale of Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini is like a movie filled with heart and determination. Being born the son of a boxer, it was always his dream to bring back a championship belt for his family name. In 1982, his dream came true. This is a replica of the shirt he used to train with to successfully defend his title. There is rarely another honor in boxing than to have your name in Ceasars palace. Every shirt also comes with a special tading card with a bio and vintage picture of the athlete.

fit: slim, american apparel style body
fabric: soft, thin


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Bjorn Borg BJ Shirt

The thrill of victory and the ectsasy of...Fashion? It's true, Bjorn Borg wasn't the greatest tennis player of all time, but he was certainly one of the most stylish. His looks were just as important as his moves, and his sexy prowess had many adoring women swooning in the stands. In retrospect he was more than a athlete, but an icon. I think No Mas puts it best, "...Few stars ever have so influenced our idea of what an athlete should look like...His affect was like a cross between Humphrey Bogart, a Swedish Porn Star, and a lazy, talented leopard..." This shirt is a replica of his signature racket from the Swinging Seventies. Every shirt comes with a trading card that includes a short bio and vintage picture of the athlete.

fit: slim, athletic fit
fabric: soft, thin

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Binion's Shirt

More selections from No Mas' Pantheon collection. Each shirt is tributes to forgotten sports icons and legends and comes with a Pantheon trading card with a photo and background bio of the shirt. This one is dedicated to the infamous Binion's Horseshoe Casino in Vegas. Established in 1951 by deliquent owner Benny Binion, it always housed the highest of high rollers. Naturally, this made it the first home for the first World Series Of Poker making such legends as Johnny Moss, Doyle Brunson and of course the great Stu Ungar. American Apparel type fit.
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Grossinger's Shirt

More selections from No Mas' Pantheon collection. Each shirt is tributes to forgotten sports icons and legends and comes with a Pantheon trading card with a photo and background bio of the shirt. This one remakes the logo of "Grossinger's(est. 1919)," the famous boxing gym that spawned forth such legends as Rocky Marciano, Evander Holyfield, and Floyd Patterson. All three were heavyweight champions and hailed for their powerful knockout moves. American Apparel type fit.
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Rubin Hurricane Shirt

"Pistol shots ring out in the barroom night" - so begins Bob Dylan's epic "Hurricane," and such remains the source of great mystery and controversy in the life of Rubin "Hurricane" Carter. The one-time contender for the middle weight crown is far more famous today as having been convicted and then, twenty years later, acquitted for a 1966 triple-murder shooting spree at a bar in Paterson, New Jersey. Passions still run deep about this case, and the fact remains that today the drama of Carter's life outside the ring has almost entirely obscured his achievements inside it.

Those are the achievements that we celebrate with this t-shirt, those of an innately ferocious fighter who learned his trade in prison, a damn-the-torpedoes practitioner of "the manly art of no defense," and a puncher of such startling volume and power that to call him "Hurricane" never seemed a question of colorful nicknaming so much as a merely an accurate description of a phenomenon in motion.

No Mas - The Pantheon Collection
Each officially licensed shirt comes with a special sports card hangtag. The new super soft, enzyme washed, custom shirt body is slim fit. Please order accordingly. Made and Printed in the USA.

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Gleasons Shirt

Another edition from No Mas' Pantheon series, which tributes each shirt with it's own commemorative card hangtag, featuring a vintage photo with a brief bio and history.

If you don't know, Bobby Gleason's gym in Brooklyn is legendary for history of training champions. You might have heard of Muhammed Ali, Sugar Ray, Carlos Ortiz, LaMotta, Basilio, etc? It's rich history of fighters stands as a true NY monument to boxing. Since it's located down the street from Lab, one of our bosses Tony caught the bug for a while and was training there(and coming to work with a busted mug). He doesn't take classes anymore. Slim fit.
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Manolete Shirt

When you talk dedication to the sport, there were few that experienced the glory like Manolet, Spain's most celebrated bullfighter. Despite his scrawny frame and awkward composure in the ring, he was a master of his own technique and his victories quickly made him rise as an national star. As fervor for the his matches became more intense, he continued to raise the bar with more ferocious matches and closer calls. Unfortunately his fans love for the sport drove him to his fatal match in 1947, where he was gored in front of a frenzied audience.
No Mas remembers the heroism. Slim fit.

Limited Edition of 250 shirts. Comes with a profile card honoring the athlete.
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Bobby Fischer Shirt

Here's one tribute from No Mas' "Ecstasy Of Defeat" series, pressed in a limited edition of 250. This one nods to one of Chess' most famous American champion, Bobby Fischer. Dude won the US Championship at 14 and in 1972 he won the World Championship from Russia's Boris Spassky and then came back to win in 1992! The graphic shows his reign from then and now. Too bad he's a fugitive taking asylum to Iceland. Slim fit.
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Cuba Shirt

Another edition from No Mas' Pantheon series, which tributes each shirt with it's own commemorative card hangtag, featuring a vintage photo with a brief bio and history.

The big bad "Cuba" on the front is the pride of Teofilo Stevenson, one of Cuba's most beloved boxers. Often compared to Ali for his handsome looks and stylish performances in the ring, it was inevitable that he was offered up to 5 million dollars to fight him. Shockingly enough, for the love of his country, he refused. He'll always be remembered by his quote, "What is one million dollars compared to the love of my people?" No Mas honors his memory by this fitting remake of his training shirt. The new super soft, enzyme washed, custom shirt body is slim fit. Please order accordingly. Made and Printed in the USA.


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Seattle Slew Shirt

Most sports fans know something about the horse Seattle Slew - they know that you won the Triple Crown in 1977 and they probably know that he remains the only undefeated Triple Crown winner in history. They may even know of his legendary success as a stud horse, siring such great progeny as A.P. Indy, Slew O' Gold and Swale, who won the Derby and the Belmont in 1982.

But fewer people know the full tale of how this legendary horse-racing diamond was ferreted out of the rough. Never expected to be a dominant racehorse, Seattle Slew was purchased in 1975 by young couple Sally and Jim Hill and two friends - for the price of $17,500. It was an investment they would recoup many, many times over.

In the hang tag picture, Jim Hill holds the reins while his son, Jamie, feeds the horse. Jim is wearing the original version of this t-shirt, which was the official shirt of the Slew Crew, the family and friends of the Hills who gathered to root their unlikely champion on to victory.

No Mas - The Pantheon Collection
Each officially licensed shirt comes with a special sports card hangtag. The new super soft, enzyme washed, custom shirt body is slim fit. Please order accordingly. Made and Printed in the USA.
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Haru Urara Shirt

No Mas once again pays homage to an obscure sports figure as they shed light on the Japanese racehorse Haru-Urara. Adored by millions of fans, this horse shot to fame in the late 90s for enduring a streak of epic proportions. With every loss, her legend grew until a major Tokyo newspaper wrote a piece about the horse, which set off "The Haru-Uharu Boom." Music, movies and hundreds of products bearing her name could all suddenly be found throughout Japan. Haru-Urara continued to race, and lose, until September 2004, when she was officially retired with a record of 0 wins and 113 loses.

No Mas - The Pantheon Collection
Each officially licensed shirt comes with a special sports card hangtag. The new super soft, enzyme washed, custom shirt body is slim fit. Please order accordingly. Made and Printed in the USA.
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Chocolate Thunder Shirt

Chocolate Thunder aka 70/80s era hoops player Daryl Dawkins is best known for his literal backboard-shattering dunks and crazy word play. From Wikipedia: "He broke two backboards in the 1979-80 season: one at Kansas City's Municipal Auditorium on November 13, 1979 (which he called "The Chocolate-Thunder-Flying, Glass-Flying, Robinzine-Crying, Babies-Crying, Glass-Still-Flying, Cats-Crying, Rump-Roasting, Bun-Toasting, Thank You-Wham-Bam-I-Am-Jam") and a second backboard 23 days later at the Philadelphia Spectrum. Because his dunks resulted in delays while teams went to find another backboard, the NBA eventually modified their basketball rims to make them collapsible in the event another superstar wanted to emulate Dawkins' dunks. Additional Dawkins dunk names include: In Your Face Disgrace, The Go-rilla, Earthquaker Shaker, Candyslam, Dunk You Very Much, Look Out Below, Yo Mama, Turbo Sexophonic Delight, Rim Wrecker, Greyhound Bus (went coast-to-coast), Cover Your Head, Spine Chiller Supreme, Slam Bam Thank You Maam and Walk Away From Love. His nickname was "Chocolate Thunder", and he claimed to be an alien from planet Lovetron where he spent off-season practicing "interplanetary funkmanship" and where his girlfriend Juicy Lucy still lived. Chocolate Thunder print on the back, American Apparrel body.
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